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linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

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kimkanyekimye:

Willow Pape looks a lot like Paris Hilton…

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evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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itsjustliketheoceanunderthemoon:

onlinegf:

my name is on the Spanish half of this sign

Seguridad is a beautiful name

itsjustliketheoceanunderthemoon:

onlinegf:

my name is on the Spanish half of this sign

Seguridad is a beautiful name

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big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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Q
Are you still taken?
Anonymous
A

stability:

Yeah this is week 8 of being kidnapped but it hasn’t been too bad, the trunk is roomy