bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

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reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

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jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

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gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

image

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whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

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adlersassistant:

irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper

did you just

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holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

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gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

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neatpotatoes:

me after i show my parents my grades

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