chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

(via hate)


willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via ugly)


wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

(via encourage)


hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

(via jesuschristvevo)



religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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(via hi)


dog: *barks*
me: chill


goteamjosh:

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers while I pet Stark.

(via joshpeck)


When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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(via ugly)


plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via hate)



patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

(via pride)



(via joshpeck)