maurypovichofficial:

when you catch bae acting like a couple with someone else

image

(via condom)


human:

wtf did i just watch

(via condom)


axdyhxrley:

but seriously, i will remember the first moment i heard “b-b-be careful making wishes in the dark dark” for the rest of my life

(via encourage)


brownglucose:

Me as a mother

(via ugly)


4 chan

and 9 gags ago

Abe Lincoln: president, log cabin builder, memer (via officialbioware)

(via condom)



drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"


schoolyards:

teach me how

schoolyards:

teach me how

(via ugly)


hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(via officialwhitegirls)



unlawfully:

Trying to do summer packets like

unlawfully:

Trying to do summer packets like

(via zackisontumblr)



killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

(via zackisontumblr)


gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

(via honestyisinsanity)